I regret to inform you that I will be unable to come to work today. You see, The Wizard of Oz is on. I can’t go anywhere this morning because I must watch it. In fact..you should all go home and watch it too. Send all the customers home. Make popcorn. Snuggle your pets/spouses/children/favourite pillow. Believe me, this is a better way to spend a Sunday.
The Girl Who Hates to Work Sundays
Sigh. It’ll be on again tonight, surely…