That Thesis Paper? Due at the end of the week. Not finsihed. But wait! Before you condemn to the special hell reserved for procrastinators, it was left purposely – and only marginally – unfinished. I thrive on deadlines. The paper I turn in Friday will be so much better than it would be had I finished the thing weeks ago, like I could have, simply because of that last-minute adrenaline rush and surge of linguistic brilliance. Knowing this, I planned in advance to leave the bulk of my most important outline point and the final edit for this week. Rarrrr. I’m excited. 

(It should be noted that I am not always anywhere near this organized. Granted, I do wait till the last minute to write just about everything, and yes, they do, on average, turn out pretty great…but this is generally due just plain putting things off, not because I planned it that way. 🙂